Gideon’s journal – Great Naked Freedom Escape

Today I ALMOST escaped my oppressive bondage!  Here is the tale of how I almost tasted freedom! The day started off normal enough, I was instructed to cover up my squishy and jiggly bits with clothes.  This routine chore seems so important to the big people.  So, I indulged their irrational demands and found someRead more

Toddler Sunrise

Dear Diary, I was deeply involved in a now-forgotten dream.  My weekend slumber was free of stress as even my sub-conscious seemed undeniably aware of the absence of any set alarm clocks.  Then suddenly, SMACK!  A tiny hand came down hard on the left side of my face. I was ripped from my wonderful andRead more